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By Madarapu

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Magabeera...

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This is a spoof from 100 men fight of Magadheera. In this spoof, our Shathadruvamshabeerudu (Mandhubhairava) challenges Beerkhan for some beers.


Lead's name is Mandhubhairava(alias Kallubhairava) and also known as Shathadruvamshabeerudu.
Beerkhan with Winesingh: Winesingh, abbha emanna unnadhaa a pabbu, etlagaina andulo manduni kotteyyali. Then Winesingh says, its so hard sir,, there is a guy called Mandhubhairava. Aa pabbuki regular customer, aa pub lo nundi mandhu kotteyyadam mana valla kaadhu. Valla vamsham lo okkadu kuda 30 yrs kante ekkuva bathakaledhu.. andararu koodaa lever padai chacchipoyinru. Vallaku mandhu ante antha preethi.

Johny walker steals all the beers from Dashadruvamshabeerudu's go-down. One assistant comes to him and informs this news. At the same time Beerkhan brings Johny walker to a pub where Mandhubhairava sits.

O bhey oh thaagubothuga arey, veediki maticchina naa wine shop lo unna beerlanni veenike isthanani. Nuvvinkeppudu beer joliki ponani oppukoni intikipo ninnu vadilestha.

Beerkhan neekoo nenu oh chance isthunna, aaa beeru drohini naaku appaginchi inkeppudu beeru dongathanam cheyanani vaanitho cheppisthe, ninnu nee wine shop nu vadilestha.

Nuvvu thaage beer lo alcohol unte, Winesingh cheppina kathalo wine unte, nenu beer bottles pampistha, thaagi chupettu bhey..

Appudu Winesingh, shahbaash ani toolukuntoo antadu.

Okkokka beer bottle size chusthane nuvvu sagam padipothav ra..

Oka beer bottle ekkuvaina parledhu, lekka thakkuva kaakunda chudu. (%)

Okka beeru chukka kinda padda nuvvu odinatteraa?

Okkokka beer kaadhu Beerkhan, beer case mottham okatesari theesukuraa..

Beerkhan shouts, Hefeweizen theekurandi raa..

Then all his fellows brings each a beer case and they already drunk, so wave a bit with drunkard noise.

Mandhubhairava starts drinking beers one by one.. Beerkhan counts beers 1, 2, 5, 10,23,..

From background Beerkhan shouts, are oh saale beer lo hard kalupundri bhey... and some time after says, arey shots kuda iyyindri bhey.

Winesingh comes to Beerkhan and says, Sir 40 beerlu.

In between after 70 beers, Mandhubhairava starts falling.. but still maintains till 80..

But one of Beerkhan's assistants adds Wodka into that beer and gives him. After drinking it, Bhairava falls on Floor.... then some sad music.

But some how he gets sense and starts drinking other 20..... in one go without any stop he drinks 10 beers.. in the background hard core music.. after that he takes 3 beers at a time (background music willl be truly inspirational and motivational)... and for the last beer, he takes out the cap with just whistle and finishes drinking 100 beers.

Chaalaa beerkhan inko 100 beerlu pampisthavaaa?

Then title rolls with name Magabeera with background music of Magadheera..

By Madarapu

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Listen completely when some body calls....

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Arjun has a bad habit of keeping phone as soon as he lifts if he is little bit busy also. He lifts phone and says he is busy.... that's it. In busy schedule if he calls any one also, he does the same thing. He tells the matter shortly and keep the phone. No body knows whether other person understood the matter or not and in what situation he is or at least whether he is able to hear that matter properly. Some people finds it some times funny, some times irritating, some times incomplete and some times it lead to serious problems. Lets touch all the incidents one by one.
Karthik calls Arjun once to know some urgent information. Arjun was busy at that time and he lifts that call says im busy and puts phone down. That's it... Karthik could not stop laughing. Karthik feels it does not take more than a minute to give that informat. But Arjun was not in a situation to spend that one minute. All happies.. no worries.. in this situation it is funny.

Arjun calls Karthik one day to enquire about a train schedule. But when he checks his battery before calling Karthik, it is indicating battery completely low. So Arjun thinks I should use the phone properly to have battery till he reach home. He calls Karthik and says, I need phone connection from Freiburg hbf to Kirzarten, after checking schedule call me again and keeps down phone to save his battery. Karthik is in a train, at the same time there was also an announcement, so he was not able to hear everything properly. Karthik wants to call back Arjun and enquire what is he calling for. Parallel to that, Arjun thinks ringing the mobile also consumes some battery and so kept the mobile in silent mode. Arjun thinks Karthik will call in about 5 minutes after checking schedule, so keeps his mobile in his pocket. But Karthik tries calling Arjun several times in next 3 minutes itself.

At last it get connects and Karthik tells Arjun that he is not at home or office, he has no internet. After 5 minutes, Arjun reaches a local train station, and finds one ticket machine and checks his connection. All happies.. no worries.... In this situation information is incomplete.
Write down irritating situation (calling several times for one small yes/no answer and puts of all the times repeatedly)

write down a serious problem (falling on a road, small sickness)

By Madarapu

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Telephone introduction

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This is all about a person who used to torture people who do not say their names when they lift phones. After few days all of them started torturing with their extreme manners.

Kittu calls Rama Bobbala, she lifts call just like that. As soon as she lifts call, he asks her who is this? She says, you called my home and you are asking me with whom you are talking to? Then he tells her it is basic manners that people should tell their name as soon they lift phone. He speak for some time about different things for a while and then puts off phone. Kittu calls her again after few days, she does not tell her name again. He reminds her again. In fact that reminder is little bit harsh and looks like warning.

Kittu also calls Kavitha Nadella time to time. Same type of incidents happens there also. With his behaviour he keeps on telling this telephone manners to all the people who he calls including Venkat, Naren, Ramesh, Srikanth, Nagraj, Ravi, etc.

After few days with lot of frustration, all decides themselves to torture back Kittu with their extreme manners. One day Kittu calls Rama Bobbala, as soon as she lifts call, she starts with her name, family name, birth place, when she was married, how many children she has, what is she doing now, what are her hobbies, and so on. He feels embarrassed a bit, continue talking for some time, then he puts off phone. As soon as Kittu finishes his call with Rama Bobbala, he calls Kavitha, samething happens there also. He calls Naren, Venkat, Ramesh, Srikanth, Nagaraj, Ravi, whomever he calls, everybody says the same thing. Every where one type of insult on phone.  He feels too much sad for the thing what he did to them.

After few minutes, he receives a call from a HR lady from one company where he applied for job. As soon as he lifts call, he tells his name,  family name, birth place, Marital status, where is he living now, what is he doing now, what are his hobbies, and so on. After he stops his total introduction, she says we are calling from XXX company and my name is YYY, I thought of discussing about your application and profile with you. But you have made things easy and finished telling half of the things about you in hardly a minute, thank you for your time, I will call next time whenever I need other half of the things from you, thank you, have a nice day, good bye.

Kittu is shocked after hearing this :-)

By Madarapu

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Venu with Balaiah Photo

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This is based on a scene from Simhadri movie where Ramya Krishnan feels current shock when she places her hand on N.T.R’s photo which is inside Brahmanandam’s pocket.


Shot order:

1st scene: NTR smashing all goons in Simhadri movie after his sister’s death.

2nd scene: Venu proposes a foreign girl with lot of excitation and tell her to reply next day.

3rd scene: NTR is praised by all the people and bathing with holy water in temple.

4th scene: Venu takes bath in hostel room with bucket water, get ready to meet the girl.

5th scene: Brahmanandam tells all the fellows about NTR and his capacity after drinking.

6th scene: All Venu’s friends praise him saying today girl will propose Venu 

7th scene: Ramya Krishnan comes and places hand on Brahmanandam’s pocket and feel current shock as soon as she touches Brahmanandam’s pocket.

8th scene: Foreign girl comes and kicks on Venu’s bums, (in the background: Glas breaking noise), surprisingly that girl’s leg hurts.

9th scene: Brahmanandam takes out NTR’s photo which is in his pocket.

10th scene: Venu takes out Balaiah’s photo which is in his back trousers.

11th scene: NTR’s entry before Chinnadame cheekulu kavalaa song and eye blinking scene.

12th scene: Venu shows gratitude to Balaiah by kissing that photo but he couldn’t bear the smell and falls on floor, rest of his friends take him to the hospital.

Venu, Nagu, Hemanth, Santhosh all are stands some where on the street near the woods. While they are chit-chatting one girl comes close to them whom Venu proposes last night. She kicks Venu on his bums. Surprisingly her leg hurts a lot although his bums are not so strong. Every body shocks when he brings Balaiah’s photo from inside of back trousers. She says WOW :P

Venu wants to show gratitude by kissing that photo but he couldn’t bear the smell and falls on floor, rest of his friends take him to the hospital :-)

{i am biggest fan of Balaiah, i wrote this spoof only to entertain people not to hurt any body}

By Madarapu

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Dashadruvamshayodhudu :)

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This spoof is based on a telugu movie called MAGADHEERA.
In original movie Magadheera, there is a scene just before interval...
it goes like a old man introduces the competitors of the race infront of the king and princess.
మొదటి పోటీదారు: ఈ రాజ్యానికి ప్రథమ పౌరుడు, సేనాధిపతి, స్వయానా మహారాజు గారి మేనల్లుడు, రణదేవ్ భిళ్ల
రెండవ పోటీదారు: శత్రువును చెండాడే వీరుడు, శతద్రువంశ యోధుడు, కాలభైరవా.....
ఇక్కడ శతద్రువంశ యోధుడు అంటే వంద మందిని చంపి మరీ చచ్చేవాడు.


now in the spoof:
There will be also competition but not infront of king and Princess but in front of some mates.

it goes like one guy calls for a competition to drink some bears bottomsup. He introduces the competitors just like following.
మొదటి పోటీదారు: ఈ బార్ కి  ప్రథమ కస్టమర్, పచ్చి తాగుబోతు, స్వయానా బార్ ఓనర్ గారి మేనల్లుడు, రణదేవ్ భిళ్ల
రెండవ పోటీదారు: శత్రువును గెలిపించే వీరుడు, దశద్రువంశ యోధుడు, కాలభైరవా.....
ఇక్కడ దశద్రువంశ యోధుడు అంటే పది బీర్లు తాగి మరీ పడిపోయేవాడు.

By Madarapu

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BOSS - HUGO BOSS

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This spoof is based on Chiranjeevi movie's (a telugu movie called Big Boss) background dialogue. Chiranjeevi lights a cigarette and says BOSS, BIG BOSS

in this Spoof... one of our friends called Ramesh also lights a cigarette but says BOSS, HUGO BOSS